This is taped the the inside of my 14 year-old sisters cabinet door. She’s such a great girl.
Tonight, I taught you your first ‘Knock Knock’ joke. It’s a simple one, but even the comedic greats had to start somewhere.
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
Charlie from It’s Always Sunny is my soulmate.