This is taped the the inside of my 14 year-old sisters cabinet door. She’s such a great girl.
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
Dear Scarlet,
Tonight, I taught you your first ‘Knock Knock’ joke. It’s a simple one, but even the comedic greats had to start somewhere.
cutest ever
Dear Scarlet,
Tonight, I taught you your first ‘Knock Knock’ joke. It’s a simple one, but even the comedic greats had to start somewhere.
cutest ever
“Elephants have been known to die of broken hearts if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding tears until they starve to death. They refuse all human help.”
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
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Sept. 1, 2012. A villager offers flowers to a female adult elephant lying dead on a paddy field in Panbari village, about 50 kilometers (30 miles) east of Gauhati, India. (Photo: Anupam Nath—AP)
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Charlie from It’s Always Sunny is my soulmate.
